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The Word Definitely
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who
can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely
blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray,
or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely
green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands
up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny!
Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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