| Brutal |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you're
the only ten I see! |
| Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can
make your Bedrock! |
| Did you clean your pants with Windex?
I can practically see myself in them. |
| Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one?
[Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. |
| Do you want to see something swell? |
| Excuse me, but you have a beep on your
nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! |
| Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash,
would you mind if we shared a cab home together? |
| Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? |
| Hi, the voices in my head told me to
come over and talk to you. |
| I am conducting a field test of how many
woman have pierced nipples. |
| I know I don't look like much now, but
I'm drinking milk. |
| I'd marry your cat just to get in the
family. |
| I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell
like my Gatorade. |
| My friend and I have a bet that you won't
take off you blouse in a public place. |
| No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for
fifty bucks? |
| Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my
phone number, could I borrow yours? |
| Pardon me, are you in heat?! |
| Should I call you in the morning or nudge
you? |
| So, you're a girl huh? |
| Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get
an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. |
| Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise
it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. |
| Would you like to come over to my place
later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv
e. |
| You know how they say skin is the largest
organ? Not in my case. |
| You make my software turn to hardware! |
| You're so hot you melt the plastic in
my underwear. |
